Did I Ever Tell You The definition of insanity?

Ryan, 22nd September 1992. England

I Blog : Quotes, video games, jokes, music,cats,skyrim,ps3,metal gear solid, sunderland football club and the complete randomness.
My Ask Is Always Open and i'm watching you....

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(via nippps)

Appears I have a admirer. Fess up come on

Asker Anonymous Asks:
You shouldn't be having this problem you are really hot, if girls don't see this they are missing out and stupid
gorilla-killer gorilla-killer Said:

Thanks this has 100% made my day better

All these lasses complaining about a reasonable guy to come along.. Apparently it’s vice versa too, no luck no love

Need more people on my instagram people. Gorilla_killer

paradoxymore:

bedtime meep

It’s been a while everyone..

chezpicker-uk:

A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars
http://fr.pickture.com/

(via 22cupsofteaa)

phantomofthecity:

cicatrici-belle:

How to get away with not drawing the other eye

you just shattered the fourth wall of art

(via smileprettybaby)