Did I Ever Tell You The definition of insanity?

Ryan, 21, England

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"Ellie - Winter" by: TrickstersShadow

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  • 1. Last kiss
  • 2. Last time you had sex
  • 3. Last text message
  • 4. Last song you listened to
  • 5. Last time you cried
  • 6. Dated someone twice
  • 7. Been cheated on
  • 8. Kissed someone & regretted it
  • 9. Lost someone special
  • 10. Been depressed
  • 11. Been drunk and threw up
  • 12. had sex
  • 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
  • 15. Made a new friend
  • 17. Laughed until you cried
  • 18. Met someone who changed you
  • 19. Found out who your true friends were
  • 20. Found out someone was talking about you
  • 26. What did you do for your last Birthday
  • 27. What time did you wake up today
  • 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
  • 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
  • 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
  • 32. What are you listening to right now
  • 33. When is the last time you had sex?
  • 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Jeez another Saturday night in I don’t like this

My ex is insisting I talk to her even though she’s happy and apparently when we talk all we do is argue or cause problems I’m doing the right thing ignoring her right, this is kinda what she wanted she didn’t wanna argue with me and be happy well she has that if we don’t talk

My sister got me a bunch of peacock feathers I may have to draw one or two

I feel extremely shit, my head just feels a mess but gotta keep a straight face right?


txt: dad I went on your laptop and when I was on the internet, naughty websites kept popping up! So I clicked on the video and it was two people having sex, but i enjoyed it daddy! Can we please have sex? I want to try it, the woman on the video was loving it so it must be really nice, please daddy?xx

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Fuck I’ve forgot my keys, locked out it is then

Thats the best I can do with my face anon Hense why I don’t bother ;p

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Trim that beard and style your hair, you could look so much better dude
gorilla-killer gorilla-killer Said:

My hair is unless and I don’t care about it in the slightest, my beard on the other hand gets women if I trim it, it may destroy it so meh doubt I’ll do either



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this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.

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