Did I Ever Tell You The definition of insanity?

Ryan, 22nd September 1992. England

I Blog : Quotes, video games, jokes, music,cats,skyrim,ps3,metal gear solid, sunderland football club and the complete randomness.
My Ask Is Always Open and i'm watching you....


How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(via nippps)

Appears I have a admirer. Fess up come on

Asker Anonymous Asks:
You shouldn't be having this problem you are really hot, if girls don't see this they are missing out and stupid
gorilla-killer gorilla-killer Said:

Thanks this has 100% made my day better

All these lasses complaining about a reasonable guy to come along.. Apparently it’s vice versa too, no luck no love

Need more people on my instagram people. Gorilla_killer


bedtime meep

It’s been a while everyone..


A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars

(via 22cupsofteaa)



How to get away with not drawing the other eye

you just shattered the fourth wall of art

(via smileprettybaby)